RTT-Thievery at its finest

Gee, Tuesday again?

Guess that means you should go grab the button over at Keely's & do your own Random Tuesday thoughts.

• Well, hello there new neighbors. Let me introduce myself by promptly booting up the 'ol laptop & stealing your internet. Oh, you're a fan of face-to-face meetings? Yeeaaaahhh. We'll get to that. One of these days.
  
• Oh & neighbors? While I'm grateful you're letting me pirate your signal...can you move around your router or something? Standing at the bar in the kitchen to get the best signal is starting to hurt my feet. Kidding. Seriously.
  
• I'm convinced toddler ears are tuned to a special frequency that allows them to hear the opening of a package of candy from anywhere in the house.
  
• I need to find a book on explaining to a 2yo the logic behind the fact that Momma is allowed to eat her Easter M&M's for breakfast but she has to eat something healthy. "Because I said so" is already starting to sound like a broken record.
  
• No, Bear. For the 17th time. You do not crumble up your granola bear & caulk my window sills with it.
  
• Uh, so remember that little thing called a home inspection that you have to get when you are buying a house? And you know how the inspector is supposed to go over the house with a fine tooth comb? How 'bout that. The inspector managed to overlook a teensy tiny problem in the house. You know, nothing major. Our washer hookups don't have a drain. The dryer? It's vented directly to the basement ceiling. No problem, right?
  
• Special Agent Oso. You are ridiculous. Because, you know, yellow bears with green eyes & ears are totally found in nature. Seriously.
  
• I tolerate the stupid bear, though, because he keeps Bear entertained while I sit all zombie-like on the couch after yet another morning of being dragged out of bed at 6:30.
  
• So I was super excited to take a bath in the new whirlpool tub parked in the corner of the master bath. Do you realize how awesome it is to run out of hot water halfway thru filling the tub? And seriously. Who really needs a three person bathtub? I guess this summer when it gets brain-frying hot outside, the kids & I can swim in there.
  

I had more but my brain still hasn't forgiven the fact that I was woken up an hour early today. So head on over to Keely's to read more RTT's.