It's Tuesday. It's Random.
You know where to find it. Right? If not, tough luck.
And here we go.
- Bravery or Stupidity? I'll tell you next time. Why's that? Today, we're attempting playgroup in panties. Er, let me clarify. Bear in panties, rather than a diaper.
- Reason #62 I don't talk on the phone while the kids are awake: Today, Bear pulled off her panties & ran out onto our deck. Hello neighbors...I hope you enjoyed your free peep show.
- "Good Chinese Buffet". An oxymoron if I ever saw one...
- Why doesn't the Doctor appreciate the humor of this statement? "Hmm. Let's see. My biggest accomplishment today? Definitely getting dressed."
- I thought I was a patient person. That is until I tried to take a walk with my almost 2 year old. Stopping every 7.3 feet to pick up yet another rock gets old after, oh, the 3rd time.
- Rushing to Sonic 4 minutes before Happy Hour ends just to get your daily Vanilla Coke? That might be the sign of an addiction. Either that or the part where you admit you have a daily Vanilla Coke.
- Anyone else with me on signing a petition for Sonic to make the drive-thru for drinks only?
- Roo truly is my child. I caught him trying to pick up french fries with his toes the other day.
- Bear proved herself to be a true Okie a few days ago by using her shirt as a hankie. And I just proved myself a true Okie by using the word "hankie". Thanks, grandma.
- Maybe someday, when I'm feeling adventurous, I'll fill the Doctor in on all the random objects I've narrowly missed hitting while driving.
- Hello, Reeses? So there was this one time that I bought a king-size package. (OK, in all actuality, there have been multiple times.) Anyways. So this one time. There were only 3 in the package. If I weren't such a faithful consumer of your product, I would consider boycotting you for this atrocity. It's in your best interest to tell your Quality Control department to never let this happen again.
Fine. Stop begging. I'll tell you where to go. No, not there. Here. To Keely's so you can grab the button & link on up.
Labels: Random Tuesday Thoughts
posted by Cara @ 4:45 AM
12 Comments:
I laughed so hard the first time I read about your deck top show. It will happen again. Just wait until Roo gets out there, it's not a fire hose, nope it's not!
Why am I suddenly craving Reeses? Man, I can shovel those things in my mouth fast. Uhm, nevermind.
I think getting dressed IS an accomplishment. If I don't leave the house, it's boxers and a t-shirt for me. If I DO leave, I put them right back on when I get home. The neighbors think I'm a slob since I mow the lawn and check the mail in my boxers but oh well.
Good luck with the potty training!
Haven't been to a Chinese buffet in years.
I totally agree with your sonic petition - sign me up. I hate going through the dang drive thru because I get behind the person that orders everything for the whole minivan. And why did sonic even think a drive thru was a good idea.
Brandy-Sonic created the drive-thru for total fatasses like me who want their pop & want IT NOW by god. Heaven forbid I should pull into a stall & actually have to wait a few minutes for someone to bring me my drink!
Great Randoms!
Playgroup in panties LOL!
And I hear you on the 3 Reese's pack...bastards!
ps...you changed your blog again!?! Looks great but stop making those of us who never change a thing look bad...fancy pants!
there were only THREE in the bag? that's horrible. what a rip off!
Only three?
Sue! Sue, I tell you!
chinese buffets always suck.
Hilarious randomness, as always :) Thanks for the laughs. I'll sign the Sonic drive-thru petition!
I'm ALL ABOUT signing that sonic drive thru petetion. Especially early in the morning, on the way to work! :)
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