RTT-Lay off the milk duds, lady!
As Bear would say...HEY SUCKAH's. It's Tuesday. That means it's time to engage in a little verbal diarrhea (hello, Googlers...searching for blogs related to diarrhea will most likely bring you over here once again, where, for the 2nd time, you will be disappointed because I have no nifty advice to help you engage in massive anal explosions). Don't forget to visit Keely for some more nonsensical thoughts.
- Bear has lived up to her nickname of "beastlet" this week. Yesterday, I walked into the kids' bathroom to discover that she colored *inside* the toilet with a red crayon. Sick.
- After finding this kid's cartoon on Netflix this week, I'm not sorry I missed this cartoon on Nick Jr. "The Rubbadubbers". What caught my eye, besides the catchy name? The first line of the description: Taking a bath has never been so much fun -- especially with the help of the Rubbadubbers.
- Another movie I stumbled across while looking for 80's TV shows on DVD? "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: The Best of Britney." There was enough to make a best of? Really?
- I have become addicted to a dirty little snack. A Snickers, warmed in the microwave for 10 seconds, then coated generously with powdered sugar. If I died after eating one of these? At least I died happy.
- Interestingly enough, those little caps that cover the bolts on the base of your toilet can fit inside the mouth of a 9 month old. And then get wedged in there so tightly, it's a struggle to pull it out.
- Wouldn't I be an awesome daughter if I bought one of these for my parents? There's nothing like planning ahead...
- To the non-handicapped lady I saw riding the electric wheelchair in Wal-Mart the other day: 5 boxes of Milk Duds are not the answer.
I'm sure I've got more random floating around but I'm having trouble concentrating. I'm headed to the doc for a funky lump on my finger this morning & there's about a 99% chance they'll have to do a minor surgery to remove it. It's most likely just a cyst that won't stop growing, but seriously? Anything on my body that doubles in size in just two weeks is more than a little freaky.
posted by Cara @ 12:04 AM
15 Comments:
Oh my. You might want to hold off on the coffin purchase, that little token of love doesn't always go over well.
You need to FREEZE the Snickers bar, not heat it up. Weirdo. ;)
Oh a Ganglion cyst? fun stuff!
if you do buy that for your parents - you can claim you are going green and it's organic. yay.
and I can't wait to try the snickers snack yummy.
red crayon inside the toilet oh no sounds like trouble LOL
As if a Snickers weren't guilt-inducing enough, you add powdered sugar??? Well, I never!!! (but I'm gonna) ;)
my boyfriends mother is one step shy of an electric wheelchair due to her inability to stop freakin' eating.
she thinks it's a good thing to go for a walk...but then magically she'll end up @ the fish and chip shop.
all i know is i'm not wiping her butt when she becomes bedridden.
and holy cow re: the snickers. i'm totally going home and trying that. but i think i need to buy some powdered sugar on the way. darn it.
andy:)
Ok, these were mostly too darn funny! Thanks for sharing and for visiting my blog! :)
Don't eat that in front of Chase...that's just cruel lol.
Cait, whoever told you I was a kind wife & wouldn't eat things like that in front of my dieting husband was a sadly misguided fool.
My kids are in love with the Rubberdubbers. It is on one of the TV channels over here in England all the time!
I guess I'm not up to speed. I don't know what a Rubberdubber is. Is it Ernie's friends??
It's pretty amazing what kids can fit in their mouths! My toddler has manage to chew things I never thought she'd be able too...
No no no no no - dude, you DEEP FRY the snickers bar.
The 'Best of' Britney? Now that's scraping the bottom of the barrel.
a warm snickers with powered sugar? you may have just ruined my diet.
Good luck with the whole finger growth...hope it's nothing too serious. Laughed so hard over the coffin, too freakin funny! I'm definitely going to have to try that little snickers trick of yours...and soon!
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