RTT-Tuesday Schmoozeday

You know you're not surprised. Tuesday always means Random Thoughts. Hosted by none other than the infamous Keely.

Aaaaand we're off. Oh wait. The Kentucky Derby was a few weeks ago, wasn't it?

• Lets just get this one out of the way. Was anyone honestly surprised by J&K+8 last night? Really? You were? Apparently you don't read as many trash mags as I do, then.
  
• Have you ever wondered what the people who monitor the activity on your bank accounts are thinking? "Geez, this girl goes to Wal-Mart every day. How does she even have room in her house for all the crap she buys there?" "Car wash again? Where the heck does she live? In the middle of a swamp?" "Oh look, Sonic. Big surprise there."
  
• I caught Carter gnawing on a rawhide chew today. Wouldn't be so bad except it's one of those filled with some nasty chicken liver paste. Is he too young to introduce Listerine to?
  
• Claire got a cute little tea set for her birthday. She was having a tea party with Chase yesterday, except they were drinking coffee, not tea. She is so my child.
  
• Hello, my name is Cara & I have an addiction. To ice cream, that is. My freezer currently holds the following: homemade strawberry ice cream, Reeses Klondike bars, a box of mini ice cream sandwiches, a tub of Starbucks Caramel Macchiato ice cream, a tub of vanilla ice cream, & a box of those freezer pop things-you know, the ones that are the gooey liquid you have to freeze first.
  
• We ate lunch at the worst restaurant ever on Saturday. It made my grandma's food seem gourmet. I suppose our first clue should have been that when we walked in, we were the only people under the age of 62. And the fact that we were the only ones who still possessed our natural teeth.
  
• Do you think, through the ages, people have hated the Terrible Two's as much as we proclaim to now? Let's take the Stone Ages, for example. Do you think when the dad came home, dragging his club & bludgeoned wooly mammoth behind him, the mom met him at the front door, jumping around, swinging her arms & grunting about how Junior went pee on the bear skin rug?
  

There you have it. Just a mere fraction of the randimosity that's been flowing through my brain the last week. Now get on outta here, head over to Keely's & find yourself some more randomness.