Sir Google says...

And here we go...10 search terms that have brought people to my blog.

• "how to get diarrhea"
  
• "giving yourself diarrhea"
  
• "how to get diarrhea purposely"
  
• "kate gosselyn is a bitch"
  
• "ouch 8 cavities"
  
• "pooch says momma"
  
• "the sick child roo"
  
• "pedicure giggling"
  
• "for the love of tile"
  
• "circumcision baby"
  

Each & every one of those things shows up on the hits at least 3 times.

Diarrhea. Huh. Apparently, quite a few people apparently don't appreciate regular, normal poops & WANT to subject themselves to the torture of anal explosions.

Heh. I wonder how long it will take someone to Google "anal explosions" & be brought here.

Pooch says momma? That one just makes no sense to me. I can't even come up with a reason that searching those terms would bring you here.

For the love of tile...that one sounds like something your straightlaced Granny-who wears her hair in a bun & sits on her front porch in the rocker with a mint julep in hand-would shout as she stubbed her toe. "For the love of tile! That one hurt!"

I do believe the Katezilla search is pretty self explanatory...

Circumsion searches I can get. I probably disappointed whoever was reading up on it though. And "the sick baby Roo"? Perhaps they were searching for a story about a baby kangaroo? Heck if I know.

And lastly. Pedicure giggling. Perhaps some insecure 1st time pedi-goer who is worried that her feet are so sensitive she'll bust out in laughter? I feel your pain, honey. Or maybe you, too, encountered a 400lb brute arriving for their bi-monthly manlycure & you wanted to see if anyone else had any good stories?

So there it is. A few of my favorite search terms. I'll let you know if I ever get a hit on "anal explosions."