Momma Says...

October 1, 2009

Wise words from my 2 year old

Me: "Claire, you're my best friend!"
Claire: "Yah, momma. Move. Elmo."

Me: "Claire, I love you so much."
Claire: "I know, mom."

"I tooted in my bottom, momma. It's really stinky."

"Das my brubber. He has a wienie. Claire doesn't have a wienie."

"Claire tooted. I tooted in my bottom. It was on you, mom."

"Mom, you stop pressing those buttons, mom. Don't smash my buttons, mom. Dat makes me mad."

"Momma, I no like dat weggie. Don't put my panties in my bottom again."

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9 Comments:

Blogger PrincessJenn said...

BWAHAHAHA! Move. Elmo *snort* Claire is teh awesome. But we can never put her and V in the same room. The world may implode.

October 1, 2009 11:39 PM  
Blogger kyooty said...

hahhahaha!!! what a great talker!

October 2, 2009 8:45 AM  
Blogger Jess! said...

I love it! I don't like weggies either. Please send Claire to me. kthx.

October 2, 2009 1:38 PM  
OpenID jadedperspective said...

Hahahahaha!!!! Love the weinie info, glad she lets people know. hahahaha

October 2, 2009 2:31 PM  
Blogger MamaErin said...

hahaha! Now I don't know if I'm so anxious for Jeremiah to start talking or not! I would definitely come second to Elmo (or Handy Manny or Mickey Mouse)...

October 2, 2009 6:29 PM  
Blogger Jenni said...

"I know, Mom."

Shades of the teenager, eh?

October 2, 2009 9:30 PM  
Blogger Casey said...

She's wise and witty and hilarious. Just move over though cause you know, Elmo. I get the same treatment over here..

October 4, 2009 5:45 AM  
Blogger Evie and Chris' Mommy said...

How cute and funny! I love your blog and have an award for you on my blog! Meneafamily.blogspot.com

October 4, 2009 11:51 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

Don't you just love the highly intellectual conversations had during the day? Too funny!

October 14, 2009 11:04 AM  

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