Wise words from my 2 year old
Me: "Claire, you're my best friend!"
Claire: "Yah, momma. Move. Elmo."
Me: "Claire, I love you so much."
Claire: "I know, mom."
"I tooted in my bottom, momma. It's really stinky."
"Das my brubber. He has a wienie. Claire doesn't have a wienie."
"Claire tooted. I tooted in my bottom. It was on you, mom."
"Mom, you stop pressing those buttons, mom. Don't smash my buttons, mom. Dat makes me mad."
"Momma, I no like dat weggie. Don't put my panties in my bottom again."


9 Comments:
BWAHAHAHA! Move. Elmo *snort* Claire is teh awesome. But we can never put her and V in the same room. The world may implode.
hahhahaha!!! what a great talker!
I love it! I don't like weggies either. Please send Claire to me. kthx.
Hahahahaha!!!! Love the weinie info, glad she lets people know. hahahaha
hahaha! Now I don't know if I'm so anxious for Jeremiah to start talking or not! I would definitely come second to Elmo (or Handy Manny or Mickey Mouse)...
"I know, Mom."
Shades of the teenager, eh?
She's wise and witty and hilarious. Just move over though cause you know, Elmo. I get the same treatment over here..
How cute and funny! I love your blog and have an award for you on my blog! Meneafamily.blogspot.com
Don't you just love the highly intellectual conversations had during the day? Too funny!
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